Damon: We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.
Damon:
" You're dead, dude. Get over it. "
" What's so special about this Bella girl ? Edward's so whipped ! "
Vicki: " Why don’t you have a girlfriend ? You’re like totally cool and so hot. "
Damon: " I know. "
Tyler: " Screw you, dude. "
Damon: " Dude ? Really ? Dude !? "
Stefan: Anna took Elena. - Damon: Yeah, I got that from your 600 voicemails.
Damon [shouting]: No Elena, I will not go to your bedroom with you!
Lexi: The famous Elena?
Elena: Towel girl.
Lexi: I've been called worse.
Damon: Why are you so mean to me?
Lexi: Have you met you?
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